Look at the size of this chicken breast I'm defrosting right now (large 🍌 for scale). The whole box is like this. How big are these chickens? https://t.co/BAkixJtiPD

Canada has announced that they will be tapping into their strategic maple syrup reserves this winter.

(Image: Ian Mackenzie; CC BY.) https://t.co/tQE1UcKvJt

61 people have been trapped in a pub for three days with an Oasis cover band called Noasis. insider.com/people-stuck-u…

New proof of vaccination cards that adhere to the same standard as every other province should finally be available today, but of course... https://t.co/jIJtzgwR3I

Economists Trace Great Resignation To Comedy Central Airing ‘Office Space’ Constantly During Workers’ Formative Years bit.ly/3HF5c6A https://t.co/m86Twr7Gm6

Last week, sand was inducted into America's National Toy Hall of Fame.

Woof woof woof, woof.


In 1924, an elaborate tunnel was accidentally found under a street in Washington, D.C. Despite theories that it was a lair of bootleggers or ‘Teuton war spies’, the tunnel was dug by the Smithsonian entomologist Harrison G. Dyar, who just liked to dig tunnels in his spare time. https://t.co/oaJKkoowL8

According to the @Jaguar app I drove more than 42,000km yesterday, at an average speed of 4,803km/h. No wonder I'm tired today. https://t.co/TGej3rdOuV

Some of these accounts are like, give me a break. Are you kidding me?

There are so many Twitter accounts. Tough to keep track of them all.

Wednesday is one of the most popular days because it’s not too early in the week and it’s not too late. It’s sort of right in the middle.

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh. https://t.co/KFCk4lxu9p

Favourite trick or treater this year was this girl that looked directly into camera. https://t.co/QzIrbVC4D9

🥞🥞🥞 twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

'we can do whatever we want and be just as successful,' you're goddamn right you can. -- nytimes.com/2021/10/28/bus… https://t.co/8T3uifXvXR

@CraigWeekend It's Halloween:

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So you’re saying Mark Zuckerberg is accusing large media platforms of selectively showing people content that leaves them angry and misinformed? twitter.com/mikeisaac/stat…

Adulthood is Googling the numbers that called you instead of answering. Everyone knows that. 📵 twitter.com/nypost/status/…

Canada's Corey Bellemore breaks world beer mile record - Canadian Running Magazine


I made a phone call just now, and as a result @Android wants me to review and rate the phone app..? It was the first call I'd made since the update to Android 12, but this still seems like odd behavior to me. https://t.co/gbvF1PHKbA

👀 “…the event of your death… coming later this year.” apple.com/macos/monterey/ https://t.co/sGvVjpS8su

Welsh dolphins have Welsh accents.

(Image: Mandy; CC BY.) https://t.co/O7wYaR6Fvd

“Thanks a lot Derek!” 🤦‍♂️😏🤣🤣 https://t.co/s2u4Yvagc2

trying to figure out who i should be for halloween and in general

Woof woof.

Priceless NFT Artwork Vandalized With Spray Paint Tool bit.ly/31weeic https://t.co/SrcBoYINaI

It only takes 3 minutes to check in on your mental health. Try this this free, anonymous, online depression screening test at areyoufeelingok.com and encourage others to do the same on National Depression Screening Day. #OneStepBetter @YYC_counselling #NDSD2021 https://t.co/9Vf8gXFafP


woah that was quick https://t.co/xt9IWCip5j

I think the fact that I read about it rather than noticed it is a sign of good digital health. The fact that I read about it on twitter less so, but you can't have everything. twitter.com/AP/status/1445…

Delete, delegate, respond, defer and do. I love the idea of inbox zero. These days I can't get it below 50 no matter what I do. theguardian.com/technology/202…

After just a little bit of experimentation I've determined that printing this thing at 65% scale is what's needed to make it credit card sized. You're welcome. https://t.co/mBnvlg1ken

Pfft. Everyone knows red cables are fastest. Unless there's someone out there selling an RGB network cable? twitter.com/MUO_official/s…


Instead of requesting a traditional wake-up call in a hotel, the French writer Alphonse Allais would have the concierge call the room on either side of his one in order ‘to be gently woken by the sound of your neighbours’ protests’.

👀👀👀 twitter.com/yioremote/stat…

Over the weekend I swapped my powerline network adapters for these, and the performance improvement has been dramatic. Definitely recommended if you no longer have a bunch of cable boxes needing to talk to one another. amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B08PMR…

First network cable in the server closet crimped successfully! https://t.co/B0nOlIL8jh

Out of nowhere I have remembered that my first cell phone camera wasn't built into the phone, it was separate device that connected to the phone with a cable. https://t.co/KoysULs3bz

Very much enjoying this today. thechive.com/2021/09/22/the…

It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears. https://t.co/IVqb5NYQIq

Today's the day, folks. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

Woof, bark woof bark, bark.

Anyone want it? $5 and it's yours 🤣 twitter.com/JayWll/status/…

Found this in the basement, wrapped in pages from a 1998 edition of the Calgary Herald, above the ceiling in one of the bedrooms. Alright then. https://t.co/Grh8d4K9n3

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After 45 minutes of math I have confirmed that the loyalty rewards program at my gas station of choice is indeed the best. Time well spent! Maybe next I'll make a spreadsheet and some charts. ⛽