Happy International Women’s Day! Shoutout to local Women too. You’re also pretty great. #InternationalWomensDay

Did you know that you can ask Google Assistant “what's this song?” and then just hum it!? I just learned this and used it to find this (which I grant you, probably lends itself very well to humming).


According to new research, your cat will happily take treats from your enemies.

Your dog, however, will not. https://t.co/c1EnCENCbT

Made the mistake of updating the firmware of my doorbell last week and now it rings my phone, but it doesn't ring the actual chime in the house. Waiting for a warm day to go outside and do a hard reset. @internetofshit

How do you think they identified him? edmonton.ctvnews.ca/dangerous-offe…

"My brain insists this is photoshopped but it's actually the #1 New Release in Sunglasses on amazon dot com."
via @BoingBoing https://t.co/coIgHUX51I

Hang on, I gotta write this one down.

Eight years ago today I bought a gavel I found in an antique store in Banton, and I've been ruling meetings with an iron fist ever since. https://t.co/k82DHzdvxy

Really enjoyed today's puzzle of the day. It's #sudoku, except instead of providing a few numbers to get started you get regions with the total given for the numbers they contain.

It's a glorious day for a #Weekend #Morning #ExtraMediumWalk with @snoopysbf. There's some ice beneath the snow that made it a bit slippery, but it's nice and warm for once. The obligatory landscape pic is my classic “sunrise through the trees” shot.

In 2015, two Americans were injured in separate events where a man shot at an armadillo and it ricocheted off its shell.

Woof bark, woof woof.

Still not my favourite puzzle type, but at least I knew enough this time to not accidentally turn it over and see the answer before seeing the question. Expand to see it.
Answer: Tower

Eating inside is no picnic.

how am i supposed to explain to my kid that a potato can be either a boy or a girl?? or sometimes have feet instead of eyes?? how do i look my child in the eye and tell them all your body parts are stored in your body via a lil plastic door on your butt twitter.com/AP/status/1364…

here is what. i plan to accomplish today:

2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
2. repeat

I'm super honoured that @atbfinancial is sponsoring @SocialAtHome next week and we have some #ATBUp surprises in store as well. twitter.com/ABeconomist/st…


I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
sendsimoneto.space https://t.co/938FCZRe19

I bought a pencil and an eraser – neither of which I've had any need for in years – to improve my workflow when a sudoku pops up from my stack of one a day puzzles. ✏️

Bark bark, bark.

Happy Birthday to the legend Kurt Cobain, who would've been 54 today https://t.co/Epw2vPFhxa

A rare Saturday #Weekend #Morning #ExtraMediumWalk with @snoopysbf this weekend because @asiancwgrl is off today and wanted to sleep in. 🐶 is so mad about this that he's shaking, despite the glorious sunrise we saw outside. 🐕🐾📸

I swear, it's all “me, me, me” with this plant. twitter.com/JasonsPlant/st…

New kind of puzzle today. Not my favourite.
The word is “cabin” and I know this because I accidentally looked at the back of the card when I was picking it up from the pile 😐

Nation’s Idiots Announce Plans To Jump Off Their Roofs Into A Pile Of Snow And Break Their Fucking Legs bit.ly/37ijycg https://t.co/E5gPWY66Td


Americans use the 🍆 emoji twice as often as residents of other countries do. Australians are much more likely to use alcohol-related emoji, while Canadians are disproportionately likely to use the 💩 emoji.

It's still too cold (-26°c this morning) for a full length #Weekend #Morning #ExtraMediumWalk with @snoopysbf, so today's obligatory landscape pic is from by the house. We're looking forward to warmer weather this week! 🐾🐶📸

‘I have got a new friend, the finest in the world,’ wrote Lord Byron from Cambridge University in 1807, adding that ‘he should sit for a fellowship.’ He was referring to his pet bear.

Bark woof woof, bark woof.

The Ceremony of the Coin Toss always makes me a bit weepy.

No #Weekend #Morning #ExtraMediumWalk with @snoopysbf today because it's too cold for doggy feet, but we needed an obligatory landscape pic so we drove to Canmore and snapped this one of some mountains. 🐾🐶📸🏔️


People keep saying this will be a great weekend to hunker down and watch some movies or something (it’s -20) and I wonder where they’ve been for the past 11 months.

Nooooooooooooooo twitter.com/SamMaggs/statu…

Just a short #Weekend #Morning #ExtraMediumWalk with @snoopysbf today because @asiancwgrl have an online class to go to, but there were still some excellent sniffs to be had and an obligatory landscape pic of the sun starting to rise from the horizon. 🐶🐾📸

SEGEL'S LAW states that "a man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

I wish the back button in Windows 10 did back button things in @MicrosoftEdge instead of exiting and taking me back to the start screen. Is that so much to ask?

New type of puzzle today. It's called Kakuro, and it's a kind of number crossword. I liked it!

they need to be rehabilitated and trained in the typewriting industry twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/…

Tearful Justin Trudeau Chains Self To Keystone Pipeline To Stop Biden Administration From Destroying Oil Industry Heritage Site bit.ly/39e9l28 https://t.co/Pq1SLa78BT

In 1986 Michael Foot MP was made the chair of a disarmament committee. The Times headline ran: ‘Foot Heads Arms Body’

Everything has a light dusting of fresh snow and the world is all sparkly and white for today's walk with @snoopysbf. The obligatory landscape pic doesn't even do Had t justice. Had to skip our extra medium route today in favour of our regular weekday path, but 🐕 was eager to get home for breakfast anyway. 🐶🐾📸

Londoners have been ordering takeaway curries since at least 1733.

Alright, fine. twitter.com/JasonsPlant/st…

Today is the only day you can tweet this https://t.co/SrJFPxqjUW

Incredible - the longtime admin of QAnon's online home, who propped up mass conspiracies for years, basically goes 'maybe the real Q was the friends we made along the way, ok well stay tuned for my next project!' twitter.com/kevinroose/sta…

Joe Exotic’s 4th Husband https://t.co/IKrT96mCs3