Happy International Women’s Day! Shoutout to local Women too. You’re also pretty great. #InternationalWomensDay
Did you know that you can ask Google Assistant “what's this song?” and then just hum it!? I just learned this and used it to find this (which I grant you, probably lends itself very well to humming).
According to new research, your cat will happily take treats from your enemies.
Your dog, however, will not. https://t.co/c1EnCENCbT
Made the mistake of updating the firmware of my doorbell last week and now it rings my phone, but it doesn't ring the actual chime in the house. Waiting for a warm day to go outside and do a hard reset. @internetofshit
"My brain insists this is photoshopped but it's actually the #1 New Release in Sunglasses on amazon dot com."
via @BoingBoing https://t.co/coIgHUX51I
Eight years ago today I bought a gavel I found in an antique store in Banton, and I've been ruling meetings with an iron fist ever since. https://t.co/k82DHzdvxy
Really enjoyed today's puzzle of the day. It's #sudoku, except instead of providing a few numbers to get started you get regions with the total given for the numbers they contain.
In 2015, two Americans were injured in separate events where a man shot at an armadillo and it ricocheted off its shell.
Woof bark, woof woof.
Still not my favourite puzzle type, but at least I knew enough this time to not accidentally turn it over and see the answer before seeing the question. Expand to see it.
Eating inside is no picnic.
how am i supposed to explain to my kid that a potato can be either a boy or a girl?? or sometimes have feet instead of eyes?? how do i look my child in the eye and tell them all your body parts are stored in your body via a lil plastic door on your butt twitter.com/AP/status/1364…
here is what. i plan to accomplish today:
2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
I bought a pencil and an eraser – neither of which I've had any need for in years – to improve my workflow when a sudoku pops up from my stack of one a day puzzles. ✏️
Bark bark, bark.
Happy Birthday to the legend Kurt Cobain, who would've been 54 today https://t.co/Epw2vPFhxa
New kind of puzzle today. Not my favourite.
The word is “cabin” and I know this because I accidentally looked at the back of the card when I was picking it up from the pile 😐
Nation’s Idiots Announce Plans To Jump Off Their Roofs Into A Pile Of Snow And Break Their Fucking Legs bit.ly/37ijycg https://t.co/E5gPWY66Td
Americans use the 🍆 emoji twice as often as residents of other countries do. Australians are much more likely to use alcohol-related emoji, while Canadians are disproportionately likely to use the 💩 emoji.
‘I have got a new friend, the finest in the world,’ wrote Lord Byron from Cambridge University in 1807, adding that ‘he should sit for a fellowship.’ He was referring to his pet bear.
Bark woof woof, bark woof.
The Ceremony of the Coin Toss always makes me a bit weepy.
People keep saying this will be a great weekend to hunker down and watch some movies or something (it’s -20) and I wonder where they’ve been for the past 11 months.
SEGEL'S LAW states that "a man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
I wish the back button in Windows 10 did back button things in @MicrosoftEdge instead of exiting and taking me back to the start screen. Is that so much to ask?
New type of puzzle today. It's called Kakuro, and it's a kind of number crossword. I liked it!
Tearful Justin Trudeau Chains Self To Keystone Pipeline To Stop Biden Administration From Destroying Oil Industry Heritage Site bit.ly/39e9l28 https://t.co/Pq1SLa78BT
In 1986 Michael Foot MP was made the chair of a disarmament committee. The Times headline ran: ‘Foot Heads Arms Body’
Everything has a light dusting of fresh snow and the world is all sparkly and white for today's walk with @snoopysbf. The obligatory landscape pic doesn't even do Had t justice. Had to skip our extra medium route today in favour of our regular weekday path, but 🐕 was eager to get home for breakfast anyway. 🐶🐾📸
Londoners have been ordering takeaway curries since at least 1733.
Today is the only day you can tweet this https://t.co/SrJFPxqjUW
Incredible - the longtime admin of QAnon's online home, who propped up mass conspiracies for years, basically goes 'maybe the real Q was the friends we made along the way, ok well stay tuned for my next project!' twitter.com/kevinroose/sta…
Joe Exotic’s 4th Husband https://t.co/IKrT96mCs3